hi, my name is hao. i'm gay (as mentioned above), obsessed with ariana & gaga, a theatre nerd, i take awesome booty pics, i'm a cancer, & i love food. i think that's it.
“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)
The baby yell
She’s such a patient mom
That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.
A GOOD MOM
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
“Womanizer” breakdown live at Britney: Piece of Me (February 17, 2016)
We really didn’t deserve Britney in 2016. She really came back swinging.
*raises hand faster than light*